teh LOZ

One dais, lynk saided to teh princes were joo wan go, but teh princes saided i hat joo so link saided well excuse me princess. Lynk wented to teh bar to get wasteed. Zelda said, i don leik tis place, but lynk said well excuse me. tehn navi said hey lynk, joo should listen to teh princess, she is a princes joo no, nag naggity, nag nag nag, naggity. Tehn lynk killed navi. Zelda said omg joo got fairy bload on my dress jeeark. tehn lynk said shut up princess and he khailed her.

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SONIC THE HEDGEHAWG IV: TEH RETREN OF SPYNIC II

One dai, soniC teh hidgeheawg gotteteteteteted oop. He wasded hite bee a cra. he swea didea. nowe He wsaw aiy ZoMbY. He wtended to teh car dealership to byu a rca, but, teh manejier gaught skared and gayve hymn a fere Lamborghini. hys Lambo was sao cekwl taht he tarneided for 95 years. Tehn he wten driving and truned on teh raido. "never gonna give you up" was payling. Egman got ressurected bcuz of teh mzuic. Teahn SPynico ran over zmobie Egman. But tehn he died gaina. Egman's filan rwod swa PINGAS. tehn Sopynicraockandrollmasturbateric aws sahd, sew he committed suecede by atetinfg syme bayd darts.

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SONIC TEH HEDGEHAWG III: TEH RETREN OF SPYNIC

One dai, sonic woked up. He wastnt reallee daide, teh dyrt wsa not as bad as he tot. he swas an idyot. Teh dirt he atsed was really chalklette, soz it onyl nokeded hymn owt. Sonic saided I am said, all my feirnds are dyded in battle, and I messieded up my suecede. Now aei iz sahd. Bcuz he was sahd, spnic trayneid for seven years, so he could do suecede rigt.h He putted poisin on a nyf and stabbyded himself, but teh poisyn gotted drie, and he misseded all of teh mayjeir arteries. Sonic was evended more madd bcuz he messeded up suecede adgaines. Every dai he tired to kiel hymnslef, but he phailed. Tehn Sonic wten emo and tired twoo quteed hees ristes. But he forgotted tat he wsa in Spe rSonic, and alled teh nyfs gotted broukendeded. Tehn Sonic realized taht maybai lyf wsa wroth lving foure, soz he stopped trying to suecede. Tehn he gotted hit by a car and he dyded.

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SONIC TEH HEDGEHAWG II: REVENGE OF TAILES

One dai Sonic and his neuu bestest freind Egmanz wered in teh park walking downs a roud. Sonic said Egman yoosis r my besest freind. Then thar was lighting. Then Tailes popped ou of teh ground and said SONIC, I TOT JOO WERED MY BESEST FREIND. AND JOO SAI JOO WOULD KILL EGMAN. NOW I WILL KILLZ YU WIT MY LEET ZOMBIE SKIZZALZ. Tailes created a giant zombie army and atatked Sonic and Egman. Sonic said sozz Tailes, but it was too late, bcuz Tailes was carzy. Tailes said Sonic joo are bad, but Egman callded his giant roboarmy and saided KILLZ ALL TEH ZOMBIEZES. But Tailes had new zombie ghost powarz. Tailes apsorbed all of teh zombies and robts and became a giant MECHTRON TAILES 2000. And ten he atatked Sonic and Egman. Egman deid, bcuz he got stepped on, but SOnic ran away. Sonic tranied to be storng. Ten 8 years later, he found Tailes and said lets figt. Tailes shot at Sonic, but Sonic caught teh missle and trew it bak. Tailes blewed up. Sonic was happy. But tehn he remembered Egman died, and he was sad, so he commited suecede, by eating some bad dirt.

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SONIC TEH HEDGEHAWG I

One day, Sonic teh Hedgehawg decided to go onto a walk with his pal Tailes. Sonic and Tailes wered having tons of fun untild teh Egman caem to ruin teir fun. Egman saided sonic, yous have been means to me, and youses destroyed all my robotses. Now i khail you, But first i will killz Tailes. No said Sonic, he is my freind, but it was too late. Egman shotted the lazer cannon and blewed a hole in Tailes. Tailes said Sonic, killz him... and then he died. Spnic got mad, and he garbbed a ring and transfromed into Super Sonic. Now i will kill you Egman, said sonic, but Egman said no and flewed away in his new lamborghini rocket ship. Super Sonic was not fast enough to catch him. Sonic then trianed every day, so he could killz Egman. One day, new beefy even fastered Sonic heard Egman was destroying a city, so Sonic wented to get him. When he got there Egman said, Ive been waiting fr you Sonic. And then Egman made a giga-energy field. Sonic was tarped. Egman said now i will us my vacum robot suck out the air in the field and you will die. Sonic said, why do you want to kill me. Egman said, because you always destroy my robots, all i ever wanted to do was help people, but because of you i cant. Sonic said sorry, and then they were friends.

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