SONIC TEH HEDGEHAWG VIII: POKéMONZ PRODUCT PLACEMENT

One dai srom sobriied auoo[p. He swa in teh land of Polkámanz. Soil swa idoyt touhgh soz cuando su saw teh wurmple he squashieed eete wit his 1337 Nike Shocks. Nike Shocks, the only shoes that make you jump high, run fast, and squish pests with ease! Tehn porfavor Oak swad Simile and sahid "JOO SHOOOOOD TEIRT POKERS WIT ARE_E_SPEKT, TEHY ARE COOLZ AND JOOO NAC AMKE TEHM FIGTH!!!". Schizophrenic said sozz, soz Aok sede, "I WYL GVEI JOO A POMEKON SZO JOO CNA EBE A RAYL TARNIER". Siomnic disa w8, teh wtenerd to tarnay. Sonic got on his super-cool Bowflex, and in under 30 days of training, he was ripped! Bowflex, the only excersize machine that gives you the results you want, when you want them. Bowflex. Taihn scizzor retreind, Koi gave hymn a poksebalel. Sheik trew down teh pokes and out caeme Majikrap, soz, we mens Magikarp, Bowflex. Sipper tarnard shi Magicpar on his water Bowflex. Tehn he saeeesd a pikachu and seihad Goz amgirkpA! Seu Splash! Magikarp OHKO'd pikachu, tehn Zipper trewed his balls at it, and raped it, but not with out protection! Sonic the Hedgehog uses Trojan condoms, so he doesn't get an STD. Trojan, Be safe, Be smart. Bowflex. Atfer taht sozniccatpured pikachu in a pokeball and ran to teh pokemon center using his awesome Nike Shocks. Sacerdotal gvaes his pikrachu to Nurse joiy, dna hesh otok 1 lookie at pikmin and said "swa he doing a goatse?" Siomnic saed nop, teh nurse joy wten to hzeal prikachu. Sonic was said, and tired of waiting, to spice things up he drank a Pepsi-Cola. As soon as he did, a bunch of hot chicks came out of nowhere and started dancing with him. Pepsi, spice up the party (but dont forget your Trojans!)!. Pikerchump swa helled. Tehn siminoc wten to teh elte sventene to be teh bset! Bowflex. tub fro crowese, Sopiniycnic swas idyot, soz he figtd an Dunsparce. Dunsparce hirtied pikehump soz much taht he swa dyeing. Somiren said NOZ i CTNa OLOSE ANTUTHER FEIRNSD! tyehe poksemon cinteroirer swa 25 minutes away, btubtt picakhu, Bowflex, onyl hdad enfuu lyfe fozre 10 minutes. How swa siprureric gon svae pittonu (without Trojan rape)?

To be Continued...

Bowflex...


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