SONIC TEH HEDGEHAWG VVIIV: TEH WUNEH WERE SOMICH SAVBES KRISSMOOSE

One Dai, Sovnill teh hedgehaedg swa dueing suffts an he saided "LET'S GO SAVE CHRISTMAS!" an tehn tey wetened and did it.
But tehn he furgetterd he didn noit have shi Kurtstmom TYe on, So he hda twoo due it againy. but first he needed to tarnie on hisBOWFLEX, the only exercise machine that givees you the reults you want when you want them, wearing his NIKE SHOCKS (With shoes this good you don't need steroids) while drinking PEPSI (while juking with teh PEPSI Sluts, who bang you every time you take a sip of PEPSI) out of his CAMEL BACKPACK! (The only backpack that lets you imitate a camel, the most useless animal.) So Spoiyurfurnic wutned tyoou Satana's Wkorshoop and he looked at the list adn he seed Rodrigo Diego Juan Alejandro Roberto Kiko Esteban Pedro Alonzo Raul Camron Ignacio Nicolas Carlito Felipe Gregorio Angelo Paquito Julio Guillermo Sergio Eduardo Rodolfo Basilo Jesus Manuel Jose Fernando Taliaferro Hugo Santana Domingo Pepe Hernandez Paco Alfredo Miguel Johan Pablo Eliseo Ricardo Santiago Jorge Tomas Antonio Raymundo Rivera Josef Lopez Arturo Giancarlo Montoya Rigorberto Catalina Adolfo Portego Reyes Edgardo Banderez Zacarias Gonzales Chavez Chinchilla de Sucre despues de Argentina arriba de Chile delante del Mexico en el centro de Puerto Rico en el pais de su burro quien tiene el peno de tres hombres y le gusta sodomir todos hombres mujeres y animales y finalmente de la casa del hombres ciertos todos ellos quien tienen penes muy enormes y utilizar los muy bien por violación durante toda la noche porques todos son varoniles. and he swa confused for a raisisns eh dinoit gjet. ahdn hey swood the the naotty lits, teh nuce lits and teh Khail, an he he he sawed Knuscels niayme on it, net to his name is a button, su, sOiniun putsht the buttN an it reveled teh vido screeeen an it s howed Knuk knuck getin tutored by Elves who sweres shoveiis Rainedaer CaCa in shis evvrE orrifcice, his ears, hes mouth, heis noce, hise eyewhorles, up hoes arsenic, and en ayl his pores ayndN heise glands, while tasing him in the butt hole. Sioninni Sayied OHENIE NOES! Thuy R torturmenting My Fnerdle! Theen SPIDeRMAN Suwng ehn on Eh Web! an he Said, " I'll tellie yU who two beet Snata an Svave urn freen! Soin inc saifd, sod uff Spidey, l'm nyt tacking advil from U, Yuew luse evetrey figt Uw Gjeit in! SO Spidey swa sad and eh went off an Sueceded by stangrleing hieslef wit a web. Mary JAne seeded hen Spidey swa dead, so she sueceded erself. tehn Soolid Snake caem an said, "youew wnt advice form nmee? and Seroquil Saidyed, nOw, becusz U R a Media whore. and Solstice Snack Sawe sad so he eadt a live grenade to sueced. Tehn Soink sailed, I loouk will to fnd Santa, but it will take a long a log time. Then he fwound Satan. Sata saiyed Soninc Youu R a bayd boy, U R own they notty litsts. You kiel an betttery oll ur freirnds an mke dirtry wt Rick AtSsley. So I kail will yu an kep Knumbles 4 mii O N Njoyrnm. Sicnic sawayed i figt U to gt bork Christmas. Then Satna got in his gianyt sleigh tank wityth his Jack-in-the-box bazooka, an rayzes his Christmas tree spinning spear of doom, an hoists hshhi candyMcCain Sword. tehn Sonix attatakakakeded an Satan Uzzied hi S exponding hat shie;l...d. Souniz didn;t tarnye enuff on his BOWFLEX, the only exercise machine that give you the results you want, when you want them. Soz he sudint berk trought ted slield. Den, Santana Stattred a chargin he UBERDEATH LAZER. So Soivc sayed NO! TGhen Jesus appeered adn Satan diend. Sotric syided OH Thank U Buddah! you halped me save Christmas! tehn Socienise wrtned Huume, an Jesus said, U forjet ur frieem, KnyickKnackKnope. and Sitarnix said, Oh well.

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