SONIC TEH HEDGEHAWG XLIV-XXIX SONIC GOS TOOW TEE SUPERBOWEL

Onew Dai, Soinicil tegh hedghad swas wating the SUPERBOWL XLIV, Colts vs. Saints, an hes saw wtacingn it, an tenh Knullucks caem in an sdai, S”omicsch I heve jot tiklets to SUPERBOWL XLIV! Then Son isc sawd, screwit, I wanna plae! Knullunalry syaid, cool, an te h wetende to te stadum. Sovietnic saw te N’awlins tem an dee Indiia teem (tey were suoperboweling part tiem form teir taxi-cab jobes) an he sid, joo are pawling rong, it is too cosle =, U R mak it 16 t0 17 in tehn fot courter.. Soz Sioznic Runnied real fast , scerming how Cheep he is untile teyt leafed. Te tems stromed ouutof te stadume an thesawas aboout to squash Knutkleses, ad he said Jinkies! yTyhen thek Smoashe pooere Knucsack unteel hesaws squash, ads ten te wtreoBoy caem back ad stumped all over hics Knucsack. ¥ Sewage saod AWESOME, an he wetrende ad pput the Detroit Tiger and the New England Patriarchs int eh SUPERBOWEL XLIV! It swa reel cols e unitled the 2nd qotedre, ad itswa hfatiim. The Who caem quaem ofut on te stage, ten Soinc was like, U guize R 2 ould to play SUPERBOWL XLIV, so tehn Siomnitic runnied to te h stwore, anid Whe picked up a copie of The Nirvana Reding Concert. Tehn he pooped it in tey Blu-Ray player, and everybody cherred, and tey strted hittying echother wit woodern chairs to express express their elation, tehn someboudy yeeeled MOSHPiT ad the all colmed down.. Tehn EGman Rised for the garve and Elet Ete Egame EResume! Ad tehn tey stratad fgiting 4 the Ball ad the cord starded cahnting “Tenchaici 3!” Tenchaici 3!” Tenchaici 3!” The gcame wetenf on till the did sudden death overteim ad everone swa bightinhg teir nails to see woo would jet the winning wicket. Wen the Sox wered abut to scrore Charlie burst out of the and took the golden Wicket and ranned off wtit. Charilie runkied reel fats ad left ter stratum an runned aO Ahway. Nobodycould crotch Charlie because he swa made of Gingerbread. Not even Somi was fast enough to catch hime but he remememebered he had a rign in hies procket soz he ttoek out a n Onioin rimng, and turned into Super Friayian Sokinic and got fast enuff to catch Gingerbread Charlie. Sonic had to chase Charlie around the world 7 tiems in a secongd. When he cot hiem, GingerBread evolvelde into Gingerbread Tyrannosaurus Rex. So ininc said oh Noes! But soininnincscs had his POCKET BOWFLEX! So he could get the results he wanted where he wanted them! In thirty seconds or Sonic was totally ripped! Ten Souper Friayan Eated Tyrannasaurus Rex Gingerbread Charlie. Ad his last words sweer, biut I had the goldern Ticket. Sonic Ran back to the Stratumdum, Golden Nugget. Wen Ɖ Sonisco, nic got got bact to the future, soz I mean Stratum, He stomped on and wiped his feet on Knucksac’s Knucksack. Wen Soyim gave the Snidget back, Sammy Sosa took it and score the game-winning Basket. SOX WIN! Ten the violent bookie came uop to soinninc and Sonic betted, theat The Saints would win. Ten Soniz Lost $9001, and the bookie said, if you donnt pay, I’ll Kiel you. Sonayic said Soz I don’t have money. Ten the bookie said I f U don’t pay this is U. And he took out his Dessert Eagle and shot KnuckKnuck in the Knucksack. Soic said, “To be continu

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SONIC TEH HEDGEHAWG XXXXLIV+VII-V-II: A RICK ROWALING STONE (MADE OF MEETAIL)

Onge Daig, Scab swa borrowed. hem sew broad taht he nededdedededeedededededhhhhhhhhhhededededededhhhhed ot dew sumthang like a chicken wang. He dedicated to gow on spake. He patsied laot ovum little donkey burritos. Tehn he hda gaeze soz hie ligted a makch neeyur hys donkey hole. Tehn teh combrusten mayd ham goe frly ot space-x. He flewed and fluid and freud and pood but it swa atking too much tiempo. He churro'd to tarney! Sonic got on his BOWFLEX and began to train! Within 30 days his results were clearly showing, as he was more ripped than ever before! BOWFLEX THE ONLY EXERCISE MACHINE THAT GIVE YOU THE RESULTS YOU WANT WHEN YOU WANT THEM!!! Meanwheelee in ooggtar repth of spckle, ray cometn swad ent a colliesen crow wit a spatelpard (You know we know you know what it means... and youre stupid if you don't). Sonic then drank some Pepsi mixed with Fanta for double the soda sluts!!!! He Trojan raped them all because sonic plays it safe with Trojan! Manwhale teh spudettelemtarn gyet older to teh akhmed.Then sonic put on his Apple iPod and listed to some Disney Music! He listened to Hannah Montana then waited for her to turn 18 then Trojan raped her because Sonic don't get STD's!!!!! Manuel teh raindeer belonging to santa, also the name of a strong bleach/ soap product growned topher a la battlemite. Because of all that lack of exercise Sonic needed to train again! This time he decided to bust out his Nike Shox and play some Hoops with his homies! Sonic got so ripped playing street balls that he celebrated by eating a lot of Chili Dogs! Then He got fat again so he put on his Camel Backpack to make him as useless as a camel and biked Like Lance Armstrong in the Tour de Outerspace and then he finally landed on something (and was very healthy). Mapquest teh carpet fwahahahaahahahaahas evry colse ot teh paddlebite. Ert sow a Spamtelite! Simonsays herd b adductive beet carpooling ouwt of teh sadeltights. Sipper guttt own a ardnom Hoardse and reowd yit eintoaw teh cntrens. In teh miydell eras Rick! Herpes spled "WERE NO STRANGERS TO LOOOOOOVE> YOU KNOW THA RUELS AND SO DO I--- I---- I----!!!! <3" Teh sonatic bivalves of teh Raack Roll trew teh spattle ouf cross. Slappyrobot clapped and it tark teh teh corbins wnet bark oni trackking device. Teh Spackright sparta'd beeping and tehn sloip saed OH NOES!!!1! Tehn it magikarped ento teh spaterlight next to tems. Supper spread pehhew. He swawew soaw arrrrrrrrrrgh haappy tahst hymn and Ricky made sweet butt rape muusic (wit Trojan). Tehn sowwwnds cazed teh meetail wad into tarn ot MEATILE SPOPPER!!!! MEzkala splorert jumpieed ento teh spaddlart tahe t sipps and rick swa aon. Tehn ricks pants wnet "zip". Megaleper Sora teold tehm hys origin stroy "Meanwheelee in ooggtar repth of spckle, ray cometn swad ent a colliesen crow wit a spatelpard (You know we know you know what it means... and youre stupid if you don't). Manwhale teh spudettelemtarn gyet older to teh akhmed. Manuel teh raindeer belonging to santa, also the name of a strong bleach/ soap product growned topher a la battlemite. Mapquest teh carpet fwahahahaahahahaahas evry colse ot teh paddlebite. Tehn sowwwnds cazed teh meetail wad into tarn ot MEATILE SPOPPER!!!! MEzkala splorert jumpieed ento teh spaddlart tahe t sipps and rick swa aon. Tehn ricks pants wnet "zip". Megaleper Sora teold tehm hys origin stroy. Eint tarlook splatter arrgh a moment ot rellateize qua Meatgrinder Swashbuckler ibaredeckotformagaloogadingdong awas ballking abutt. Tehn rick sprayed his wahit crém all ovary teh plcae and sayed "tahts some shakey logic" tehn Shittle dase "Like Haiti?" tehn tar waus silendce. Tehn Meetile scooper figted snoric. Rick said "Sonic, hes destroy the house of our friendship" tehn sonic sed "like the eathquake in haiti?" Sonic swa olzing. tehn Meetail spord dlayed "IMA CHARGIN MY LAZER!!!!!" and rick said "ITS OVVERR 9000!!!!!!!" and spleen said "WHAT 9000!?!?!?!" tehn teh lapscore hiatus rick and he dried. Sonic swablu arnguard. He guttied so angrawr taht he tranplorecd ent spe r Raro Mega splontcik! spe r Raro Mega splontcik said this is fore RIIIICK and he
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