SONIC TEH HEDGEHAWG XLIV-XXIX SONIC GOS TOOW TEE SUPERBOWEL

Onew Dai, Soinicil tegh hedghad swas wating the SUPERBOWL XLIV, Colts vs. Saints, an hes saw wtacingn it, an tenh Knullucks caem in an sdai, S”omicsch I heve jot tiklets to SUPERBOWL XLIV! Then Son isc sawd, screwit, I wanna plae! Knullunalry syaid, cool, an te h wetende to te stadum. Sovietnic saw te N’awlins tem an dee Indiia teem (tey were suoperboweling part tiem form teir taxi-cab jobes) an he sid, joo are pawling rong, it is too cosle =, U R mak it 16 t0 17 in tehn fot courter.. Soz Sioznic Runnied real fast , scerming how Cheep he is untile teyt leafed. Te tems stromed ouutof te stadume an thesawas aboout to squash Knutkleses, ad he said Jinkies! yTyhen thek Smoashe pooere Knucsack unteel hesaws squash, ads ten te wtreoBoy caem back ad stumped all over hics Knucsack. ¥ Sewage saod AWESOME, an he wetrende ad pput the Detroit Tiger and the New England Patriarchs int eh SUPERBOWEL XLIV! It swa reel cols e unitled the 2nd qotedre, ad itswa hfatiim. The Who caem quaem ofut on te stage, ten Soinc was like, U guize R 2 ould to play SUPERBOWL XLIV, so tehn Siomnitic runnied to te h stwore, anid Whe picked up a copie of The Nirvana Reding Concert. Tehn he pooped it in tey Blu-Ray player, and everybody cherred, and tey strted hittying echother wit woodern chairs to express express their elation, tehn someboudy yeeeled MOSHPiT ad the all colmed down.. Tehn EGman Rised for the garve and Elet Ete Egame EResume! Ad tehn tey stratad fgiting 4 the Ball ad the cord starded cahnting “Tenchaici 3!” Tenchaici 3!” Tenchaici 3!” The gcame wetenf on till the did sudden death overteim ad everone swa bightinhg teir nails to see woo would jet the winning wicket. Wen the Sox wered abut to scrore Charlie burst out of the and took the golden Wicket and ranned off wtit. Charilie runkied reel fats ad left ter stratum an runned aO Ahway. Nobodycould crotch Charlie because he swa made of Gingerbread. Not even Somi was fast enough to catch hime but he remememebered he had a rign in hies procket soz he ttoek out a n Onioin rimng, and turned into Super Friayian Sokinic and got fast enuff to catch Gingerbread Charlie. Sonic had to chase Charlie around the world 7 tiems in a secongd. When he cot hiem, GingerBread evolvelde into Gingerbread Tyrannosaurus Rex. So ininc said oh Noes! But soininnincscs had his POCKET BOWFLEX! So he could get the results he wanted where he wanted them! In thirty seconds or Sonic was totally ripped! Ten Souper Friayan Eated Tyrannasaurus Rex Gingerbread Charlie. Ad his last words sweer, biut I had the goldern Ticket. Sonic Ran back to the Stratumdum, Golden Nugget. Wen Ɖ Sonisco, nic got got bact to the future, soz I mean Stratum, He stomped on and wiped his feet on Knucksac’s Knucksack. Wen Soyim gave the Snidget back, Sammy Sosa took it and score the game-winning Basket. SOX WIN! Ten the violent bookie came uop to soinninc and Sonic betted, theat The Saints would win. Ten Soniz Lost $9001, and the bookie said, if you donnt pay, I’ll Kiel you. Sonayic said Soz I don’t have money. Ten the bookie said I f U don’t pay this is U. And he took out his Dessert Eagle and shot KnuckKnuck in the Knucksack. Soic said, “To be continu

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